A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.
by B Young August 14, 2006
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I'm going down to Topsham for a skate
by wires September 22, 2005
Get the topsham mug.When a girl wears pants that are too small and she has ungodly child bearing hips and gigantic sides that flow over her pants.
Yo Shandra look at the massive muffin-tops on that bitch, how i would like to put some I can't believe its not butter on those bad boys and take a bite. Damn she fine.
by Kristine_O November 25, 2006
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"I gotta go back for twoskies."
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Get the TWoPer mug.I hate Saleisha's simpering, cutesy brand of arrogance as much as the next TwOPper, but that makeover was cruel.
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