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Twinkie Man 

Super hero named who's real name and identity are uknown (cough cough) he spends his days fighting off Lord Twonkie and attending high school.
Up in the sky!! It's a bird!! It's a plane!! It's........DUN DUN DUN!!! TWINKIE MAN!!!
Twinkie Man by Dexter November 19, 2004
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A twink (male gay teen) that is sweet, delicious and filled with lots of thick cream. Usually will be brown haired, tanned/brown and have a “sweet” taste to him.
Guy 1: Man that guy over there sure looks like he has been filled a few times.
Guy 2: Yeah he is definitely a Twinkie, I could just eat him out...

Double-Stuffed Twinkie 

A twinkie filled with semen. Is best made by climaxing into a turkey baster, then injecting the seminal fluid through the bottom of the twinkie, thus preserving the twinkie's original appearance.
Jay: Don't eat that!
Jon: Why?
Jay: It's a Double-Stuffed Twinkie, I made it for Matt.
Jon: Sweet, that kid's a douchebag.
Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")

Twonker by DomCornerLeone July 3, 2008

twinkie arm 

A flawed idea in which one leaves a twinkie in his or her coat arm-hole at the end of winter. The problem arises when the person puts the coat on at the start of the next winter and the twinkie falls to the floor.
Craig: Hey Jim, something horrible happened this morning.
Jim: What is it? Do you have diarrhea again?
Craig: Yes I do, but that's not what I'm talking about. This morning I put on my coat and a twinkie fell out on the ground.
Jim: Twinkie arm fails again.
Craig: It always does. Whoever invented twinkie arm is a moooooron.
A TWENTY INCH RIM ON A CAR.
MY MUSTANG IS ROLLIN' ON SOME TWANKIES.
Twankie by Anonymous July 8, 2002