Farm Twig

A cunt who's as skinny as a twig and happens to work on a farm

God, Shirley is such a farm twig, right?

by Lesbian Hoe May 27, 2017

Twig

A very skinny person

Anyone called Koye

This guy is a twig he can’t even lift 5 pounds.

by TheKouenator March 7, 2020

twig swinger

A racial term for am African - American.

Obi, your a fuckin twig swinger.
Keep pickin that cotton you fuckin twig swinger !

by aedwards521 August 1, 2017

twig

a very skinny person

“oh that boy is such a twig”

by ..words.. April 7, 2020

Flamey twig

British slang for "matches"

Oil mate, let me use one of your flamey twigs to light my fag

by Gorbachev the snake August 5, 2015

Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020

snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

by dennykins August 24, 2017