tweeker

a tweeker is someone acting like a retard. constantly flipping out over stupid shit. just plain fucking annoying.

The lady that works at the register was being a tweeker because the credit card was too close to the register.

by used4life September 2, 2005

tweener

A person who is not ugly and not "hott", but in be'tween'.

<@AuroraX0> I'm so f-in ugly.
<@Crimson> Yeah, you kinda are. You're not even a tweener.

by Matt February 10, 2004

tweeter

When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.

People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.

by eric edub December 17, 2011

tweezer

An older, gay crystal meth user.
Tweaker + Geezer = Tweezer

"Experience should tell that tweezer he should know better."

by BobbyPeru April 7, 2006

Ghost Tweeter

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.

"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."

by @offdutygnome August 4, 2009

tweeter

It is what you call your weiner if you wanna be all cool about it.

"Girl, don't you dare lay a finger on my tweeter!"

by Bobby Saggs April 17, 2006

tweeker

Tim Jeager

"hey, how about that Tim Jeager?"

"what a Tweeker"

by Tims mom March 27, 2004