Turcios

Only the biggest of chads have this last name. Having Turcios in your name You have reached the highest of points and are a true god of nature. Anyone that walks near a Turcios can feel his overwhelming godly aura. Also is really good at Apex Legends.

It must be a blessing to be a Turcios

by Apex-Predator January 10, 2021

il' turcato

An Italian anomaly. Much like a small badger with bad breath, it is a vociferous mating animal that has no regard for the aesthetics of its mating partner. The Italian bloodline of the animal forces its brain to develop an erection at even the most hideous of creatures.

He suffers from 'il Turcato.
I must put down this beer as I am developing il' Turcato.
Il' Turcato made me do it.

by Harot April 12, 2005

Crack Torch

A cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity.

I singed off my eyebrows trying to spark a bowl because someone turned my lighter into a crack torch!

by crackturtle September 24, 2011

Ben Turco

A huge troll that thinks he is a suave ladies man, but we hardly ever gather evidence of this being true. He spends his days tagging random shit in your photos, hanging out at scary alternative bars, and using bad pickup tactics. But we love him anyway :3

Random party-goer: "Did you just pick up a chick?"
Ben Turco: "Not sure if trolling...."

by Shiranui0929 December 6, 2011

Thomas Tuchel

Thomas Tuchel is a German professional football manager and former player who is the current head coach of Premier League club Chelsea.
Known as the most attractive, handsome and smart manager of the football history.
Even Taylor Swift wrote her song (Wildest Dreams) about him (he's so tall and handsome as hell, he's so bad but he does it so well)

When you see an attractive smart blonde mid 40s man call him Thomas Tuchel

by Mrs Unban November 22, 2021

Ethan Torchio

Gorgeous man. Drummer for Måneskin. Ludwig Ambassador. Cutest personality. Though he is quiet, he is very thoughtful. Vic says he is the best hugger

Ethan Torchio is just gorgeous.

by msmistofeltzr February 9, 2022

Passing the Chocolate Torch

The act of defecating into the anus of your partner after vigorous anal sex.

Dude, I totally Passed the Chocolate torch to my girlfriend last night!

Can I be excused? I don't feel so well after my girlfriend passed me the chocolate torch last night.

Passing the Chocolate Torch makes me feel like more of man!

by ironmonkey85224 April 25, 2011