Muddy Turban

While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.

I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.

CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations

by Cakeoriffic January 31, 2009

Turat

(Noun)a slang term for a man's genitals. Derived from the Tagalog slang for Penis, 'titi' (sometimes spelled 'tite'), and the slang for testicles, 'burat' (boo-RAT). Etymology: first quarter of 2009, a flamboyant resident of Spanish-Italian-American-Filipino Ethnicity had a mildy popular claim to popularity due to the size of what his friends called a huge "Turat."

"Would you look at the size of Ethan's Package? He definitely packs a large turat."

by MetroManila Slang March 12, 2009

vasile turcu

A fat, sweaty, illiterate peasant who drives fancy cars, wears fancy suits and smokes fine cigars on your money.

'Hi, I am Vasile Turcu, listen to me talking inconsequential bullshit live on air, yadda yadda yadda, etc.'

by Matei February 18, 2008

Turban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary for Iraqis.

"I cannot understand all of these cool websites written in English. Oh well, best check up on my Turban Dictionary account."

by Peckerama March 31, 2008

turban mode

a state of pwning.

Damn, Elvensorrow went turban mode and raped Iddyott. GG.

by soppyz June 11, 2006

tucanje

Tucanje means fuck(noun)
This is a serbo-croatian word.

Tucanje je dobro kad si napaljen!!
Fuck is so good when youre horny!!!

by PhilFilip March 21, 2007

Tucan

A tucan is a mythological bird that is best friends with unicorns and high hippies. Tucan Sam is the most well known tucan known in existance today.

I think there is a tucan on the freeway!

by Paul February 27, 2005