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A mystical place originally created for sharing pretty pictures. Now, it is overrun with fandom blogs run by (usually) teenage girls obsessed with fictional characters and actors old enough to be their fathers. This website also serves as a place for people to share their complete and utter apathy towards everything. Lastly, some people go on tumblr to pose serious philosophical questions. (Examples: Does bread care what kind of a sandwich you make it into? What if birds aren't singing and their screaming because they're afraid of heights? What if nipples grow faces when you're asleep and when you wake up in the middle of the night it's because they were talking too loudly?)
Normal Person: Oh, yeah, I have a tumblr!
Fangirling Blogger: There are people who have a tumblr, and people who HAVE A TUMBLR.
by Benadryl Cabbagepatch May 23, 2013
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it is the easiest way to blog. A blog site where you can post stolen pictures and claim it as your own. Most of them get annoyed with hipsters and deny the fact that their hipsters which makes them hipsters. They post indie and underground stuff such as headless black and white picture of a runway dress, gifs and pictures of themselves taken from a webcam, models, indie and underground bands such as pink floyd, joy division, etc, andy warhol, kurt cobain, cats, sex, weed, depressive quotes, pixelated texts, screencaps with deep subtitles, lesbians, gays, tumblr memes and faces such as the Y U NO guy, Ragetoon, LOL, and etc., and many more;

Although, there are als- WE'LL BE BACK SHORTLY
hey, I blogged that ages ago, why did you steal it again to make notes out of it and be tumblr famous?

Hi, I'm anon, Bitch I will end you!

I don't care if I have no friends as long as I have tumlblr and cats.
by IOUSUMTHING January 27, 2011
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A stupid place where teenage girls go to post pictures with random with text that is totally unrelated to the photo they posted. Most of the pictures and text are related to love, but not the happy kind, like sad "emo" quotes and pictures of girls crying in random places and couples making out.
=A normal picture on tumblr=

+Picture of some mountain. *Text -> I can still feel you with me even when you're so far away.* +
by trolololononame November 16, 2011
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stupid website that gives your computer viruses
i made an account on tumblr and now my computer won't stop showing me pictures of cats and pizza. i should have stayed on facebook!
by angrytroll May 17, 2011
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A magical secret world filled with mermaids, unicorns, weed, cats, triangles, sunsets, cigarettes, and the Olsen twins.
You shouldn't know about tumblr, but since you do, here's a picture of a mermaid for you to post.
by rufus6564 July 9, 2011
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"Hipster/indie apocalypse"

BUT one of the most amazing blogging websites ever created. As well as, they have amazing photography.
one: "My tumblr NEVER WORKS WHEN I WANT IT TO!!! Dammit, this is the shit that stresses me"

two: "Yahoo had an article about how it's the biggest hipster and indie magnet ever. HIPSTER APOCALYPSE"
by wildin'kidds January 2, 2011
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A place for the people who hate Facebook, sexism, homophobia, unequal rights, and minions.
Mindy: *posts minion meme* I should def get a tumbler!
Everyone on Tumblr: *scoots to the far side of the chair*
by Old Chocolate Bar July 29, 2015
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