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dutch tulip

In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.

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The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
I've been hammering bae's butthole a lot lately and last night I gave her a Dutch Tulip.
by bradgnar September 7, 2016
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tulpamancy

Western idealization of a group of “tulpas” or less commonly referred to as “nirmitas” from Tibetan and Indian Buddhism, closed religious practices. This Tumblr-coined term is used to refer to endogenic “systems” believing they coexist with “tulpas” or “nirmitas”.

This term is commonly used with “parogenic”, an umbrella term for “systems” that “were created willingly”.
Person 1: “Do you believe in Tulpamancy?”
Person 2: “No, it’s cultural appropriation.”
by tavesanity February 6, 2022
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TelaPathY

ThE CrazY shiT u N sumOne ThinK aBouT at The SamE TimE!!
BrITT: Kelly
Kelly: BriTT
Both: TELA-FUCKIN-PathYYYYYYYY
by caligente March 28, 2003
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Tulane

School for kids who possibly for the first time in their lives didn't get what they were meant to want.
Overpriced, but considering the target group and the element of luxury consumption, shrewdly so. Snowflake's going to love it, and forget about not getting into Harvard or Duke, so it's all good and the money's well spent.
Tulane was a better fit.
by So? July 7, 2008
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tulip bust

1. A fictitious dutch historical event used in conversation to prove a point. Since this event never actually occured, the audience of this story is usually confused into believing the user is very intelligent.
George, totally used a tulip bust in that meeting this morning.
by fons fredrick August 21, 2006
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Telapathy

What happens to one when one can't be arsed to change the channel.
Little Johnny lost the remote control to his television set. Since he's too lazy to get up and change the channel, he has telapathy.
by Carl Braganza September 4, 2003
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tulane

An over-rated, over-priced, and mainly Jewish-influenced university. At this campus you'll see many a JAP, spoiled New England kids, prep, and party-seeking kids. Honestly, Tulane is very good only in a few areas, probably such as Medicine and Law, and the rest are mainly mediocre. Lots of party-goers though. Some of their frat parties are totally nuts, with a huge number of people overflowing out of a frat house, and it makes you wonder if some of these people ever crack a book.

After Katrina, Tulane decided to phase out their whole engineering department except for the degrees of: Biomedical Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Engineering(Undecided), and Engineering Physics. This isn't too surprising considering that these departments were not Tulane's strong suits anyway. But the reasoning for ditching those departments: financial reasons. Yeah, right, after you take at least 30K from each person you don't have enough to keep the Engineering school going. Gimme a break.
Dude 1: "Man, I'm undecided about which school I should go to. I was accepted to Rice, UCLA, and Tulane. I'm leaning towards Tulane right now because I'm thinking it's a fun place."

Dude 2: "Dude, you want to spend that much money for an overrated school when you got accepted to Rice and UCLA? College isn't mainly about partying anyway, is it? And what's your major going to be anyway?"

Dude 1: "Mechanical Engineering."

Dude 2: "Well, in that case, you should know that Tulane cancelled that whole department after Katrina."

Dude 1: " Dang, OK, I'm thinking SoCal sounds better."
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
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