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turtlehead 

A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.
Guy 1: "I really need to take a shit."

Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"

Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."

Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."
turtlehead by Big B72 October 9, 2008
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mine turtle 

A turtle that will greet and EXPLODE people like the friendliest little terrorist you ever did see.
Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*

turtle's head

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!
turtle's head by Tracey August 29, 2003

Ninja Turtle Piss 

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants
What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

dictator turtle 

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.
An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.
dictator turtle by Testudo1 November 7, 2013

Outback Turtle

the outback turtle is a special move used against horny homeless women that enjoy a can of hot creamed corn. You first heat the can of creamed corn up using an old lighter stolen from the gas station near your under the bridge hotel. Once the can is hot to the touch, you then insert your filthy dong into the can and stir the corn up using your turtle head. Then you have slow dirty turtle sex behind a dumpster as your partner is about to climax you then dump the hot creamed corn onto her turtle shell and yell cowabunga!
Homeless Whore: Hey I've been panhandling all day I'm horny and hungry as fuck!

Seagrape Sailor: No worries I'm whipping up some outback turtle if your in the mood.

Homeless Whore: Id love some outback turtle, mind if I bring a friend?

Slow Turtle 

Colby Mekiliesky
Colby is a slow turtle. Matthew is also sometimes a slow turtle.
Slow Turtle by Suscammy December 9, 2018