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Turtle Island

The name of this giant island that is our nation before all these rediculous gringos showed up uninvited.
by Quitbuggin December 13, 2019
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Turtle Time

To have an enjoyable time while drinking Pinot Grigio, often in a desperate attempt to cling to your lost youth or to promote your own line of Pinot Grigio.
Sorry I couldn't pick you up from school, mommy was having turtle time.
by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011
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Awkward Turtle

During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, and, depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward and rotating forward. The speed of the rotating thumbs depends on the degree of awkwardness.
Boy- "I love you."
Girl- "Um...that's cool..."
Boy- *AWKWARD TURTLE*
by <3 curse of curves <3 June 17, 2007
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turtle head

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!
Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!
by Player Player March 19, 2003
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Turtle Bitch

Any user of a turtle beach headset in a public lobby against normal headset users and proceeding to sound whore.
That team was full of turtle bitches, they knew where i was as soon as i spawned.
by Nova Experement August 29, 2010
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Tortle

A reptile mostly liked by 10 year-olds that look like zombies.
I like tortles
by AngelaMariee September 30, 2010
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Turtle on my Knee

When someone is throwing shade or dirt about you around to others
did you hear that laquisha was throwing turtle on my knee!

oh girl nah!
by bakergames June 13, 2017
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