Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020

Towed

Sex with the guy who comes to tow your Toyota on a runaway truck ramp.

Lexi- I medium key want to be the one towed by the tow truck guy

Gabi and Lauren - sameeee

Sabrina - Imma pass

by gabsablex April 21, 2021

tonedeafpunk

he’s my mutual. tonedeaf punk goes by the name Len and cosplays. he is very cool and currently has 1878 followers. by the time you see this, he’ll probably have more lolz.

person A : “hey, tonedeafpunk is a great cosplayer!!”

person B : “I agree! he’s actually my mutual!😱”

person A : “you’re so lucky!!”

person C : “lol dw you can ask if you want to be mutuals with tonedeafpunk. there is a chance he will say ‘sure!’”

by beewhoyouareforyourprideee September 3, 2021

Tored

Tored= Tired and bored

Taylor: I’m so tored!
Dylan: What does that mean?
TIRED AND BORED

by toocoolforschool2.0 September 12, 2021

Toledo Scalder

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but more loose, watery and hotter.

Jimmy daPipe loves Toledo Scalders

by Keith Stone Lite June 17, 2022

Toledo waterfall

When you let 4 of your friends cum on your mullet and let it drip on your sleeping friends face.

After a long night at the bar the crew of the excaliber went back to boat and gave the captain a Toledo waterfall

by Rick $anchez June 16, 2023

Going Toledo

When an uncle of questionable sexual orientation status visits Toledo, Ohio, only to go off the grid and be unreachable for a period of 24-48 hours. Upon return said uncle pretends like nothing is wrong with being so unavailable AND never provides any personal details about the trip.

My uncle disappeared last weekend. I sense he was going Toledo since he never said anything about it. I just hope he had a good time.

by windycitygal September 22, 2014