Torremolinos

A coastal resort in Spain near Malaga. Once called an 'adult's Disneyland' in the 1980's when it had a female to male ratio of 7 to 1. There were a few transvestites then.

In the 1990's Eastern-European neo-nazis moved in and the town fell into disrepair. The transvestites somehow mated successfully. Moroccans started arriving and crime went sky-high!

Today, it's FILLED with so much gay action that your asshole looks like a windsock by the time you return home. Filthy moroccans everywhere!

"We're in T-town (Torremolinos)! I don't see any hot chicks yet... lets ask these two gentlemen walking poodles where they could be?"

Monty Python: "Torremolinos! Torremolinos!" Actually, The ones that infected Graham Chapman are probably dead now too.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 25, 2011

Scrape Torrent

The act of using ones finger and digging your nail back and forth in a small area on another persons body.

Iam about to give you a Scrape Torrent!

No please!
Here It comes!

by GMoney52 February 24, 2010

torrefaction

terrible idea for drying stuff out and burning it; worst idea ever

I think you should see if we can recycle those dead trees to use in torrefaction.

Haha.

Good one.

by stampmaster August 2, 2011

Torrental

A downloaded bit (intended) of media to consume without paying for and then deleting it when done.

I bet that movie will be "Meh" Probably will become a torrental.

by AmanOtionary August 21, 2011

Joseph Torres

A Stupid Negro who brakes TVs and cries like a little bitch. His mom also doesn't care when he does something wrong even though he should have his ass beaten. He is Also banned from Tr3yWay.

Hey, have you heard what Joseph Torres did?
No matter what he did I bet he is a stinky negro for it.

by GREG HEFFLY January 31, 2019

Fernando Torres

A garbage striker, who misses everything, including his dinner!

Ok, Fernando Torres

by LolArsenal April 20, 2014

Torrent

a heavy violent rain storm

A torrent is about to hit Miami. An umbrella will not be enough.

by freddyflins April 16, 2009