Mustard Tongue

The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.

Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.

Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.

by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010

tinder tongue

Diarreah induced by tonguing a butthole of someone you met on Tinder. Nay!

I don’t have the flu. I have a case of Tinder tongue.

by Loveick April 24, 2018

Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

by dim bulb June 2, 2009

tongue dumpster

A slutty lesbian who sleeps around with little regard for peoples feelings.

Katey was devastated when she found out her new lady was nothing more than a tongue dumpster to the whole field hockey team.

by Eric Thorsland September 6, 2012

tongue puppet

A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat

So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?

by Dalby May 8, 2009

tongue handshake

when two tongues go to greet one another and perform a handshake without their lips touching

Did you guys make out?
No...it was more of a tongue handshake.

by jhokat March 1, 2011