Toilet Seat Syndrome

Also known as TSS.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.

Many males suffer from TSS and sometimes have night tremors about it!

by Adam Howard August 17, 2005

gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Adrian December 28, 2005

skibidi toilet fan

a literal infant who has no clue what a good story is and sits on their moms phone all day and comments "it's not a meme it's lore" on every dumbass skibidi toilet video.

person 1: yo you see that 3 month old baby over there?
person 2: yeah, he's a skibidi toilet fan.

by the tender defender August 6, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

A YouTube show made for people at the age of 0-8.

Skibidi toilet is not funny and has no lore once so ever. It is legitimately just a toilet.

by poofart96 August 23, 2023

toilet texting

To text message while on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."

by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007

toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.

Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034

by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008

toilet seat butt

the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.

Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.

by tree meister November 25, 2011