toaptesh

T- that

0- one
A- annoying
P-person

T- that
E- everyone
S- secretly

H- hates

woah thats toaptesh alright!
oh look its toaptesh
whos toaptesh?

she's a but toapy

by LOLTHISISFUNNYIMFUNNYLOLLOOK May 11, 2018

tatestripedsweater

the greatest tumblr blog in existence

“hey do you follow tatestripedsweater on tumblr? her blog is amazing!”

by misslemonademouth June 8, 2021

Tater Totes

Totally, but really totally. As in, totally total.

Yeah bruh, I'm tater totes going to the show.

by inscotland June 23, 2011

Totes McGoats

A phrase blurted out when one person is in agreement with another person. It is usually replaces "I agree" or "That is a favorable statement that tickles me in a way that I enjoy" in a conversation. A user of this phrase is commonly blind drunk and likes everything at the time of the phrase usage, which leads to a overwhelming over use of the phrase in a small span of time. A bout of "Totes McGoats" usually ends with passing out cold or is impeded by vomit, disallowing the audible usage of the phrase or any other coherent words.

Subject A - "I love you man!"
Subject B - "Totes McGoats!"
Subject A - "But not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that"
Subject B - *Inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat*

by Shaky Balls April 4, 2010

Toats

A word wannabe surfers use to look cool, when in reality they look fucking stupid.-_-

"Hey, man! Wanna go to the movies?"
"I toats would,brah. But I've gotta go catch some waves. Hang loose.

by kellen352 July 29, 2012

Totes

Short slang for "totally".

"Hey did you hear about the concert next weekend? I totes wanna go to that!"

by mimict68 October 23, 2012

totes

A shorter way of saying totally.

That movie was totes awesome.

by noidontliketwilight March 8, 2011