Totem Pole

A vernacular term for the 2mg bar shaped Xanax (alprazolam) tablets used and abused by teens & adults alike.

Yo, you need any footballs? No, but I'll take some Totem Poles if you got 'em.

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That girl just ate 3 Totem Poles, she's not gonna remember shit tomorrow.

by snaker02 June 19, 2009

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Totey

A person without a soul.
They hate the world and all in it. They require help to love.
They eat cacti and do not enjoy walks.
They NEED to be segregated.

She's heartless. She must be a Totey.

by Carli 1254 March 30, 2011

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Short for "totally awkward." Coined first by people at Emerson College too lazy to say the whole words, and those who were trying to be edgy by making up new words/phrases. Often accompanied by sign language movements meaning "totally awkward."

I just ran into that guy I had hooked up with last week. It was totes awk.

by Z. Du Bois July 14, 2008

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totes cray cray

totally crazy, wacked out, delusional,

that girl is totes cray cray

by zilli October 26, 2013

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Miami Totem Pole

A common sex position in Miami. A guy stands up while carrying a girl and fucks her. Then, that girl has another girl on her shoulders and eats her out. That girl then carries another girl and eats her out. This totem pole continues until someone cums and the pole falls over.

Bro, I went to the beach and they were having a Miami Totem Pole contest!

by RoyLleh February 18, 2010

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