soap gopher

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

by DrKhnipfter August 1, 2012

Soap Pony

How to play Soap Pony:

1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).

2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).

3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.

4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.

5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.

Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”

Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”

by Super_soaper69 February 20, 2022

Soap puff

A soap puff is a name for someone that is currently acting weird. It can mean something be something mean if you call someone a soap puff and they don't know what it means. However, if they do know what it means you are saying something good to them.

"You crazy soap puff" said Carl.

by UltraLoaf February 27, 2023

dirt soap

Ineffective or unsuccessful.

Alternatively: wrong and/or cringe; leaving you feeling dirty afterward

That recent ad campaign was dirt soap. We'll have to take another approach next time. /or/ That show is dirt soap, I always feel yuck after watching it. /or/ Sorry, that information is dirt soap, you should do your research. /or/ Ew, that's dirt soap.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Brain Soap

Soap used for cleansing the brain of a disturbing image or words that just wont leave.

Can also be spelled without a space, as Brainsoap

"I think i need some serious brain soap after seeing that"

p1-"That image is now forever burned into my retinas... "
p2-"Not with brain soap!" *hands brain soap*
p1-"ahh brain soap"
p2-"so what was that image?"
p1-"what image??"

by Yaku Leslie-Draco Drespeire March 10, 2010

soap bracelet

A rope prisoners wear around their arms in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

If you go to prison, remember to wear your soap bracelet in the shower. Soap on a rope can keep you form dropping your soap, which could get you raped.

by awmm April 12, 2015

soap jerk

When you have to jerk off the soap dispenser to get soap out.

Almost all the soap was gone so I had to soap jerk the soap dispenser in order to wash my hands.

by dylie January 3, 2013