by J Farrell February 17, 2005
when someone is really boring they are consider as boring as a park bench e.g. a park bench does more than them.
by poohead111 April 05, 2010
by Bench dictator November 13, 2018
Meaning a lack of experience when referring to "the bases."
1st Base) French - Kissing. Usually with tongue.
2nd Base) Feel - To cop a feel, grope, or fondle.
3rd Base) Finger - Sexual stimulation using the hands. Oral sex could take place after this point.
Home Plate) Fuck - Sex, intercoarse.
Baseball is being used as a metaphor for intimacy. In baseball, if a player is on the bench they are not in the game.
1st Base) French - Kissing. Usually with tongue.
2nd Base) Feel - To cop a feel, grope, or fondle.
3rd Base) Finger - Sexual stimulation using the hands. Oral sex could take place after this point.
Home Plate) Fuck - Sex, intercoarse.
Baseball is being used as a metaphor for intimacy. In baseball, if a player is on the bench they are not in the game.
"So, Evan, how did things go with Erica last night?" said Ben.
"It was pretty chill, man. The movie sucked though." Evan replied.
"Did she let you cop a feel at the movie?"
"Dude, I'm still on the bench."
"That was like your fifth date. Shouldn't you be getting a little action by now?"
"Naw man, we're taking things slow."
"It was pretty chill, man. The movie sucked though." Evan replied.
"Did she let you cop a feel at the movie?"
"Dude, I'm still on the bench."
"That was like your fifth date. Shouldn't you be getting a little action by now?"
"Naw man, we're taking things slow."
by KayKay<3 May 16, 2010
I was bench watching This Is Us
by Vinny111 October 04, 2018
The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
by Storm Martin March 09, 2008
The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
by Storm Martin March 08, 2008