The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
Get the The German Tissue Boxmug. Person 1-hey, get that tissue over there
Person 2-eww, its been used
1-use a back-up tissue
2-whatever, *mumbles*..floppy in the joppy
Person 2-eww, its been used
1-use a back-up tissue
2-whatever, *mumbles*..floppy in the joppy
by SuperJap3 October 5, 2009
Get the back-up tissuemug. by ogre06 April 9, 2020
Get the Crank Tissuemug. A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.
There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)
Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)
Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021
Get the Tissue Vandalsmug. by Bigballzbabe August 14, 2021
Get the Tissue boxmug. Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!
Scott tissue it gets the slop out.
Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
Scott tissue it gets the slop out.
Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
by LilJa December 18, 2013
Get the scott tissuemug. Tissues is a thing you use for many thing like wiping your ass or stuffing your walls to get attention or used normally like normal humans like your nose we all know what you do just stop please don't use them on your walls silly
"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me "#Kleenex #StopwastingTissue #Youknowwhoyouare #SaveTrees
by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017
Get the Tissuesmug.