mexican timemachine

A place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty)

mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty shit
mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.

by suasponte January 27, 2005

TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.

TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

timmy lake

Sexy as hell, stoner, hilarious, quiet, 3/5 hippy, always looked like he's cracked out, but in a hot way, etc.

1) I am going to fuck Timmy when I get him drunk enough!

by Some hot chick February 22, 2005

TIMMAHHH

this coolest person ever.

TIMMAHHH is my god, I shall sacrifice myself for him

by TIMMAHHH April 23, 2003

TIMMY!

What you shout to your friend should he be called Timmy

Yo! TIMMY! Hey, it's TIMMY!

by Snake July 12, 2004

Timmy

One of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet. He's kind, funny, loyal, cute, and just someone you can go to if you're having a bad day. He's a gentleman and treats his girlfriend (who loves him so much and is extremely lucky to have him) like a princess. Family means everything to him and there's no doubt about it that he'd be an AMAZING dad someday. He loves sports, but football is his absolute favorite. He has a teddy-bear-like disposition making him liked by almost everybody and earning him the nickname 'care bear' (Timmy Bear from his girlfriend). He's definitely one of a kind and is someone you want to keep in your life forever <3

Timmy's girlfriend: what did I ever do to deserve Timmy? <3

by gabybearbyrheart August 11, 2016

Timmis

Epic straight guy who doesn't touch other guys genitals

Tom is such a Timmis

by TimmisUD December 17, 2010