An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
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by John January 20, 2005
Get the timesing mug.a generic geographic term used to describe a coastal plain with rivers that feed a bay or low coastal land that is inundated by water at flood tide. There are many “tidewaters” across the nation and the globe. In the United States, tidewaters include such locations as Myrtle Beach SC, New Orleans LA, portions of Maryland facing the Chesapeake Bay, Outer Banks NC, Tidewater OR and coasts on the Gulf of Mexico.
On a global perspective, for instance, the regions of Indonesia, Sri Lanka, India, Thailand and Maldives struck by the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami are all tidewaters.
On a global perspective, for instance, the regions of Indonesia, Sri Lanka, India, Thailand and Maldives struck by the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami are all tidewaters.
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Tidepodophobia (Or tidepodophobic) Is a term used to describe someone who has a irrational fear of eating Tidepods. The term is often used to highlight the discriminatory nature of people standing against the Tide-pod community.
(Tide Pods (stylized as Tide PODS) are a line of laundry detergent pod from Procter & Gamble's Tide brand.)
Tidepodophobia (Or tidepodophobic) Is a term used to describe someone who has a irrational fear of eating Tidepods. The term is often used to highlight the discriminatory nature of people standing against the Tide-pod community.
(Tide Pods (stylized as Tide PODS) are a line of laundry detergent pod from Procter & Gamble's Tide brand.)
Example: In response to lawmakers trying to make Tide Pods less appetizing - you could say. "Tidepodophobic assholes. These things taste beautiful. Great for a quick snack"
Or
"Go fuck yourself you Tidepodophobic dickhead"
and lastly
"Tidepodophobia is the main mindset holding the freeworld from itself, the ultimate antithesis of liberty and human rights"
Or
"Go fuck yourself you Tidepodophobic dickhead"
and lastly
"Tidepodophobia is the main mindset holding the freeworld from itself, the ultimate antithesis of liberty and human rights"
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