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Road Rage

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.
Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.
by Jesus February 24, 2003
mugGet the Road Ragemug.

Road Blow

The act of receiving a blow job while driving while snorting cocaine off of the top of the head of the girl who is giving you said blow job.
Dude, what's it called when you get road head and snort coke at the same time?

You mean Road Blow?
by Pashington L Dabs November 22, 2010
mugGet the Road Blowmug.

code of the road

the rule that every driver on earth believes that anyone driving slower than they are is an idiot and those driving faster must be assholes.
Look at this idiot driving 50. Holy shit! Did you see that asshole?!?
by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004
mugGet the code of the roadmug.

road ramen

When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.
"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.

"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019
mugGet the road ramenmug.

Road Bot

A bottle of wine purchased for and consumed while driving. Typically a red Spanish wine costing between $9.99 and $14.99. Classier than pounding Busch Light cans during your commute.
I picked up a couple road bots for the drive. The tannins were incredible and my car smelled of plum fruit, leather and dried tobacco after.
by TrueBuck March 6, 2012
mugGet the Road Botmug.

Road Sludge

When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.
Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.
by wamboozled October 9, 2014
mugGet the Road Sludgemug.

frod road

scariest place to be alone in scunthorpe . ghetto and full of crime . natural habitat of drug dealing , greasy takeaways , spooky foreigners and chavs . syringes and needles at every lamp post . diverse in the sense of different choices of alcohol at every corner shop . enter at your own risk .
"wanna go eat at that fake halal kfc ?"
"on frod road ? im alright thanks"
by Paki September 3, 2022
mugGet the frod roadmug.

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