boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

by JakE May 22, 2007

loaf-pinching

verb: taking a crap

Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?

by sloberinwife May 19, 2004

ox loaf

An extremely large stool.

"I'll catch up with you guys later, I have to drop this ox loaf first"

"Somebody just left an ox loaf in the men's washroom"

by ktzero June 3, 2009

cuban loaf

Slang term used to describe a Cuban mans penis

Ever since Christian was a small boy he was proud of his Cuban loaf.

by Cons sway Lo September 27, 2015

Baking a loaf

The need to take a shit.

C'mon, let's go.

Give me five. I need the bog. I'm really baking a loaf right now.

by Shuaman February 1, 2021

Loaf of Lead

A stupid person.
An individual that should be quietly dispatched before they muddy up the gene pool.

That Carl is a real loaf of lead. He fucked up the weekly reports again!

by JunkieSpoon October 26, 2015

Donut Loaf

Baked shit in a roll, with dried cum on it.

Jennifer-"I hate that kid."
Jessica-"Give him a donut loaf"
Jennifer" I sure will"

by Mikemike43 June 5, 2010