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condom explosion

When you use a condom during sex but it explodes due to large ammounts of cum.
I tried to use a condom so i couldent get my girl pregnant... But i had a condom explosion.
by metal nilla July 3, 2016
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Boner Explosion

When you get a very sudden boner
When a naked woman fell out of the sky, I got a boner explosion.
by Iliekurass June 9, 2014
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explosive conflict

When you're having anal sex and they have diarrhea and the same time you are ejaculating into their anus.

Also a shitty operation in Star Wars The Old Republic MMO.
"There was an explosive conflict at the orgy last night."
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"The operation tonight is Explosive Conflict, I'd rather have an explosive conflict then do that operation again."
by D.E.A.P July 13, 2016
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joy explosion

Slang term for ejaculation or orgasm.
The sound of the couples' simultaneous joy explosions woke everyone in the neighboring motel rooms.
by kerouac_komplex March 28, 2011
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weiner explosion

When your penis randomly explodes.
Yo, man. I think I have a bad case of weiner explosion coming on.
That sucks dude.
by bill4555 November 30, 2016
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Chernobyl explosion

When a group of hairy men rub each other vigorously until explosion in a paper cup
Oh my god did you see that Chernobyl explosion in the alley behind the crack den.
by hello lady May 17, 2015
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ass explosion

There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:

1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)

Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:

Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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