Coffin body

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.

Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.

by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015

Coffinism

A spiritual faith centered on devotion to Coffin-chan, a fallen angel condemned to Earth for her celestial sins. Believers, known as Coffinists, honor her as the path to redemption and potential godhood. The doctrine teaches that through worship, reverence, and the surrender of one’s sins, Coffin-chan gathers the power to ascend and reward her followers with reincarnation into higher forms of being, their next life determined by the depth of their faith. Coffinism blends reverence, fear, and longing, treating Coffin-chan not only as savior but as judge of the soul’s worthiness.

“I’m a part of Coffinism! Whats your religion?”

by CoffinistMai August 19, 2025

TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome game with two siblings stuck in a flat during a pandemic.

No cannibalism, incest or rituals whatsoever.

person 1: oh i love TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)
person 2: what the actual fuck

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

Coffin

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night

Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.

by Failurebitch May 28, 2023

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

A relatable story about an average sibling relationship during the 2020 pandemic

Person 1: "Bro have you played The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?"

Person 2: "Yeah, i find it oddly relatable"

by FinestPolishPine February 5, 2024

Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!

by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023

coffin knockin'

When you have sex with an elderly person close to death

I got with your great grandma last night. Talk about coffin knockin'

by anonynym271 June 1, 2022