dutch coffin

When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.

Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave

by OC Brownbomber September 28, 2010

dutch coffin

When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.

Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.

by Jamie J. September 21, 2007

Dutch coffin

When someone farts in a elevator before you get in

John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .

by NHcubed August 9, 2018