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apocalypse food

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.
Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.
by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013
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Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.
I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.
by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023
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Zombie apocalypse

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz
It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!
by Not zombie February 7, 2024
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Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.
Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.
by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020
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Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.
"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.
by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021
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the copy and paste/aesthetic apocalypse

basically it's this kpop stan wanting to move to north korea because "ramen" and "anime" and they dont even know how bad north korea is. they most likely will be wearing some straight black hair with the "beautiful hair for beautiful people" hair or the "clean spikes" ugc hair. in most circumstances, the predator will have black hair, but sometimes it may be brown. they usually have an outfit consisting of checkers and black and white colors, but if their slender left them, they then wear a black torn hoodie with bloody bandages to try and say "im depressed" and their body type is always going to be the woman package but with man legs to try and have an "attractive" look. i will now move onto the slenders, which have a body type that gave their species the name "slender" they usually are very tall with the "robloxian" package but with one leg that makes them even taller. they usually have the "clean spikes" ugc hair, or a bunch of hairs mixed together. they always have black hair, i've never seen one with any color other than that. other than the things ive listed about slenders, they aren't too different from the aesthetic/copy and paste girl.
"im apart of the copy and paste/aesthetic apocalypse-"
by anonymous April 16, 2021
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