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Testiclemonial

A testimonial for anything mildly sex related or uber manly.
Check out these testiclemonials from real Chlamydia owners!
by Gmac Feat. Mikel B January 28, 2009
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Testicles

1. What no one would be here without.
2. Source of extra muscle, adrenaline, and power.
3. What makes feminists hypocritical.
1. Thanks to Adam's testicles, we are here.
2. "Jimmy finally got his testicles today, he's bulking up."
3. Feminists all started out in their daddy's testicles.
by Borck laser December 13, 2008
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testicular fortitude

Courage; a term coined by WWE wrestler Mankind, from the term "balls" commonly used everywhere.
You don't have to testicular fortitude to hit me with that steel chair!
by Julio Christ June 14, 2006
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Testicular Worship

1: When a man plutonicly loves and respects another male (commonly another friend) and is somewhat of that dominant male's lapdog his master can boss around.

2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".

3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.

4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.

5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
(1)
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!

Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.

(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me

Bill: diddo foo

Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.

Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills

(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!

Bill: SAME HERE!

Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship

(4)

Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro

Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.

(5)

Jack: can you testicularly worship me?

Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
by RAYLOVESYOU19 September 7, 2010
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Testicular Milk

girlfriend: i want me some of your testicular milk tonight

boyfriend: ...

girlfriend: what?

boyfriend: who even says that?

girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.

boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
by Is There A Problem Officer? August 7, 2011
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sans testicles

To be without testicles.

Pronounced "Sans TESTI-CLEES", emphasis on the final syllable.

First known use was Episode 41 of Family Guy, "Screwed the Pooch", released in 2001.
If Nick isn't going to shut the fuck up, he better start applying for a new passport - because his new name will be "Sans Testicles"

From Family Guy:

Mr. Putersmith: You know Brian, this is a lot like a greek tragedy. Of course you'll be playing the role of Sans testicles.
by TheMicroMoth October 5, 2016
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testicleez

Man that dude really had testicleez!!!
by drgnldy November 21, 2003
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