by 13thirteen October 30, 2004
Get the teenager mug.someone who is age 13-19, or an adolescent. most teens go through depression even though they have relatively good lives (even me). a lot of emo and punk bands are made by depressed teens. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to:
1) you HAVE to have to have a girlfrind/boyfreind, otherwise you r gay (i dont know why teens keep calling eachother gay, even if they r straight)
(most boyfreind/girlfreind only last for a small period of time, bcuz the relationship is usually based on insecurity, getting to places that a freind cant, showing off. most of these relationships are not even based on whats inside, its only if your looks make you worthy of someone who will eventually dump you for someone better looking)
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex at a young age (funny how such morally wrong things will make you look like a god in front of teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" otherwise you will be dissed by boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you (i wear boxer-breifs so i have room and my **** duznt swing around)
4) you must hate your parents
i am conservative and have went to school with these morons. i feel bad for ever trying to be like them. their rules force you to do things and u cant do anything about it. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS, DONT TRY TO BE LIKE THE "POPULAR' KIDS IN SCHOOL. while they bitch about how cool they are, while they are insecure inside, you, the "unpopular" one will actually be getting somewhere in life. they are usually the ones that will be flipping burgers while you become succesful.
1) you HAVE to have to have a girlfrind/boyfreind, otherwise you r gay (i dont know why teens keep calling eachother gay, even if they r straight)
(most boyfreind/girlfreind only last for a small period of time, bcuz the relationship is usually based on insecurity, getting to places that a freind cant, showing off. most of these relationships are not even based on whats inside, its only if your looks make you worthy of someone who will eventually dump you for someone better looking)
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex at a young age (funny how such morally wrong things will make you look like a god in front of teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" otherwise you will be dissed by boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you (i wear boxer-breifs so i have room and my **** duznt swing around)
4) you must hate your parents
i am conservative and have went to school with these morons. i feel bad for ever trying to be like them. their rules force you to do things and u cant do anything about it. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS, DONT TRY TO BE LIKE THE "POPULAR' KIDS IN SCHOOL. while they bitch about how cool they are, while they are insecure inside, you, the "unpopular" one will actually be getting somewhere in life. they are usually the ones that will be flipping burgers while you become succesful.
by conservative February 11, 2007
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A person of any persuasion or ideological bent who protests the unfunded mandate placed on tomorrow's children by today's government.
I'm proud to protest against unfunded mandates even if the liberal media makes fun of me as a teabagger .
by americanpatriot2009 April 20, 2009
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by coffee21 March 7, 2011
Get the teabagged mug.A person who doesn't want to pay for the public/government services and infrastructures they use and depend on, such as roads and maintenance, Medicare, social security, satellite communications (cell phones, GPS, weather, etc.), clean water, public schools, food safety standards, drug safety standards, USPS mail, internet, building codes, health standards and regulation, fire/police/EMS, FAA and labor dept workplace rights.
Organized and used as informal spokespeople by corporations, teabaggers tend to be aggressive in rhetoric, but benign in actual practice of the rhetoric.
Organized and used as informal spokespeople by corporations, teabaggers tend to be aggressive in rhetoric, but benign in actual practice of the rhetoric.
"The teabaggers were splayed out on lawn chairs at the Capital, fighting against government takeover."
by gingershavesouls33 March 13, 2013
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by Walter Krunk-height April 16, 2009
Get the Teabagged mug.That FUP face just got teabagged. She/He took it layin down. She/He just got a mouth full of that hairy sack. She/He probably loved it. Looks like that commie is a pro at being bagged. That Progressive, democrat/communist deserved the full cup of that sack. Looked like She/He was gurgling a little bit.
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