Tyson

A stupid dick head that doesn't understand how to not follow in Michel Jackson's footsteps (you know what Michel Jackson did) and wont shut the hell up. He also has a very small penis.

Look at that Tyson

by Mr.D (Deez Nutz) May 14, 2015

suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag

my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson

by TravisMaty February 28, 2011

Mike Tyson

Biting of a person's ear when you are in a fight that you are apparently loosing.

Kevin got knocked down while fighting and when he got up he grabbed Sean and did a Mike Tyson.
Also see Chris Brown

by SweetEpiphany April 14, 2009

Tyson five round

To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.

"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"

by 2ShadesOfNas-T March 28, 2012

Tysonite

Someone who is an avid follower, fan, or believer of Neil deGrasse Tyson, the famed science popularizer and astrophysicist.

After watching his epic show, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, I became a Tysonite!

by mhhyoung May 9, 2014

Tyson-Holyfield

A reference to the "bite fight" when Mike Tyson bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear. The act of biting a person in the ear

JESUS! That guy just did a Tyson-Holyfield!

by Jax3000 October 2, 2016

tyson richardson

A fat ass cracker jack looking mother fuckerrr who has black teeth and can't see straight and talks like a redneck

That Tyson richardson liveS on a farm

by LA mexicano March 9, 2017