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Tannered

The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.
Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
by Frank manfrenjensen July 26, 2011
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Tanner Mayes

1. The sexiest pornstar to ever live besides Jenna Jameson. has the tightest twat that anyone has ever imagined and a damn nice face to go along with it.

2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.

Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?

Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.

Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.

Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.

Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!

Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
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by the one kardashian January 11, 2010
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tannering myself in the corner
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head turner

Something that attracts a lot of attention from passing strangers.

Often used to describe powerless Ford cars with 50kg of plastic moulding attached, a bright orange rattle-can paint job, and littered with stickers falsely claiming the car has Greddy or HKS performance parts in there somewhere.
"Im selling mi feista 1.0l with full bodykit, reel head turner".
by Mattblack54 February 10, 2009
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Tanner

Usally a hot, tall, sexy, guy with dark hair, has a amazing girlfriend, but he chose the uglyest girl ever, hes super sweet, and makes everyones day 20x better (:
damn! i wish i was dating a Tanner
by seacoww November 27, 2011
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Nicole Turner

The best person ever in the world ever and you all wanna be her
'i wish i was nicole turner!!'
by nikki_pop October 21, 2008
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tanner

A Tanner is something that works out well. When a situation seems bad, but somehow works out really well in the end, that's a tanner
"Dude, I thought that blind date was going to suck, but she was beautiful, and it was rad. The night was a total tanner.
by jimbojonestom November 8, 2007
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