Dock Talker

A person (usually living alone at a marina on a boat) that doesn't have much interaction with other people so he/she is hungry for conversation.

When you finally get a chance to escape your daily life and get a little time on your boat, this person always intercepts you and starts up a conversation that's hard to end without being rude.

I had one day off from work and I planned for a quiet day on my boat fishing. Instead I spent the first half stuck at the marina trying to get away from George, the Dock Talker.

by KLH444 January 7, 2013

tangerus

1. A device or item whose facilitation or possession is required. Can encompass any range of items and the induvidual whom request is made to generally knows what is bring referred to as the tangerus.

Derived from requests for a cigarette lighter. Lighter = lighterangerus, lightangerus, tangerus.

Ie: someone with a cigarette in thier mouth might say "Tangerus" and an observant requestee will know that a portable flame dvice is required to faciliate the ignition of the tobacconated product assisted by filtration device.

Or a plumber might ask his apprentice: "Pass the tangerus" in a situation where a flange or other such device is required.

by ffmmmmfmm September 18, 2005

Tanerexic

A condition, common among middle and highschool girls, presents itself as a vile orange fake tan. Spray on tan, tanning booth, all are ways of contracting Tanerexia. It is nearing epidemic status at MKA...

It can also be used as a noun, to describe one who has Tanerexia.

Other forms of calling someone a tanerexic are - Orange Bob (those Tanerexics who also have orange hair) and Tanaholic, a slightly more polite version.

Jill is such a frigging tanerexic. She could hide in a bucket of oranges!

by Mike Dunn May 27, 2006

shit talker

a person who talks out of their ass because they have no life, and they are probably ugly as fuck. They also deserve to have a pineapple shoved up their ass, and beaten with a baseball bat.

shit talker: hi that girl fat
friend: why are you talking shit
shit talker: because im an ugly fuck who has no life

by kim munson March 29, 2010

Close talker

One who leaves little space in  face-to-face chatter.

He's a real close talker!

by Genku July 29, 2003

sweet talker

Someone who is charming and confident. They speak in an assured and pleasing manner.

John might not be the best looking guy, but he's a real sweet talker.

by Kathleen Smith May 5, 2007

911 Call Taker

The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.

Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...

911 Call Taker EMERGENCY

My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

by AK5482 April 2, 2011