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Taint-rippling fart 

A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.
Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.
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taintcord 

The taintcord is a thin line almost vien like skin that comes from the taint and parts a mans nut sack running all the way up the bottom of his cock.
I have a ingrown hair right on my taintcord.
taintcord by Josey Wells May 3, 2018

taint toaster 

A car seat with a warming feature.
It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!
taint toaster by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018

Taint Tanning 

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
Taint Tanning by Mixsey December 5, 2019
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Taint Strip 

The female equivalent of name-calling a male a douche bag.
This entitled girl believes backwards hats and cargo shorts are attractive, what a taint strip!
Taint Strip by JPonSaturday February 29, 2020

taint slurry

1: The resultant mixture of nutsack sweat and anal leakage
2: Senator Josh Hawley
Despite the boiling temperatures, new age detergents, and concentrated bleach, we were unable to remove the taint slurry from your underwear, Mr Hawley.

Taint Thicket 

The collection of hair in the taint area located between the anus and the genitals.
I was disturbed to see a man at my gym with his leg raised on the sink blow drying his taint thicket.
Taint Thicket by Rod Timuquana March 6, 2021