travel guide

A close friend to baby-sit your stupid ass when tripping on any of the following:

Shrooms
Salvia
Acid
LSD
Crys
etc.

This person should be a very close friend so you can trust them not to harm you or cause any long-term damage to you.
James: Dude where the hell is the travel guide?
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay

3 hours later James and George are dead.
by James T. Carson April 03, 2006
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Travelling Wilburys

Not the bloody dicks,just a bunch of handsome people:a supergroup made by Tom Petty,George Harrison,Bob Dlylan,Jeff Lyne and Roy Orbison.
person 1-wtf bro they're bloody penises?
person 2-no you coward the Travelling Wilburys are like super handsome and really good musicians
by Britpop Girl January 07, 2022
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traveling merchant

The act of ejaculating behind your partner then spilling your seed on the back of your partners neck and the thick white substance flow down their back and into their rectum
Snookie:hey Arnold, can you give me a traveling merchant?
Arnold: I can't it will go against my governmental position

Snookie: well that sucks ass I'll go ask Kim kardashian
by shatbird January 07, 2012
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Time travel

What basically happens during sleep. That's probably the reason why time flies so quick when you sleep, it's because you time travel.
So I was waiting for my cousins to arrive here, but I realised that I have to wait FOUR damn hours. What I had to is to sleep. Now that's time travel, culturally speaking!
by thisone'sforyou June 03, 2011
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Time Traveler

Someone that drank to the point of blacking out and looses all track of time by time traveling to a near and confusing future. Also known as the Tom Traveler.
The time traveler was drinking at the bar and ended up at a strange apartment where I was naked on the floor, with the water running.
by chadeo12 June 17, 2009
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Travel buddy

A person that you don’t have romantic feelings for but are comfortable sharing your personal feelings about each other, and would gladly go anywhere with
“Me and Ashlyn are so close she’s more than a best friend, she’s my travel buddy
by PurpleGuy27 December 19, 2017
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Wayward Traveler

One who has traveled 100,000 miles or more in one calander year.

One who lives on the road, outside of the normal rules of society, almost anarchistic in nature, often misunderstood, searching for the ultimate beauty in life.

A Wayward Traveler understands culture, politics, social causes on a personal level from experiencing those issues first hand. i.e. An opinion on immigration is based on actually watching people sneak over the U.S. border as opposed to reading about it.

These experiences often lead to people who fall into this catagory to develop a very strong sense of social responsibility, often putting themsleves after others.

Wayward Travelers are known for their survival instincts, craftiness, and their humble nature.

Also, totally killer tan.
I met a Wayward Traveler today. He was able to give me detailed, accurate directions to Yellowstone, while offering lodging, and restaraunt suggestings without having to use the internet.
by LaserWaffles November 13, 2011
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