by beenaroundtown January 13, 2010
Get the Towniemug. townys are the local people of scutty areas. They normally wear shiny shell suit or tracksuit tops, cheap jewellery from Netto and shout "Ow you daft cunt"
by Andy Turner and Chris Bayliss June 27, 2003
Get the Townymug. the little shits that puts the english culture to shame (even though, our culture would still is full of bullshit without them, but hey, thats what happens when the left wing is so far left its pratically fucking right...)
you stupid little dick heads, cant you see your digging your own grave. You go on about us being middle class knobs, and "what du yu no u chat shit." i would advise firstly if you want to be taken seriously, expand your vocabulary to more than just "fu*koff" and "c***", and secondly, when trying to put across your not-even-considered-view on your crappy little "cultured" manners, you use grammer. oh, wait, you were probally truenting that english lesson...
by sweetpeabrain January 2, 2004
Get the towniemug. by Atrocity January 8, 2004
Get the towniemug. local scum who hang around the railings wearing ill fitting tracksuits, one nike glove and one of them crap nike hats on top of their head. they mainly spend all day smoking and harassing passer bys. they also never attend school as they are little fuckers and make everyones lives a misery. townies are the scum of the earth and should all be killed theres no doubt about it. they waste there live inbreeding and robbing and trying to be black people, mainly gangster cunts.
the bingham railing crew who stand all day smoking and drinking whilst odeling passer bys for money and fags, then beat up people for no apparent reason but to impress each other
by john December 5, 2003
Get the townymug. Townies r losers
they can be classed as toiletpaper cos i wud relli like 2 wipe mi ass with them ,filthy pikey pricks...
they can be classed as toiletpaper cos i wud relli like 2 wipe mi ass with them ,filthy pikey pricks...
Townie: come on then u crusty beetch!
Grunger: u talkin 2 me?
Townie: yeh man! i cud ave u anyday!
Grunger: relli, well den come over ere and gimmie wut u got fucker
*townie walks over and throws punch at grunger which hits him in the mouth*
Grunger: oh im sorri, have u started?
Townie: yeh man i can see u cryin!
Grunger: cryin? wut the fuck?
*grunger, in a flash of lightning, smashes fist into townies face*
Townie: i'm gonna get mi mum on u!
*townie runs away crying*
AHHH....HEAVEN...
Grunger: u talkin 2 me?
Townie: yeh man! i cud ave u anyday!
Grunger: relli, well den come over ere and gimmie wut u got fucker
*townie walks over and throws punch at grunger which hits him in the mouth*
Grunger: oh im sorri, have u started?
Townie: yeh man i can see u cryin!
Grunger: cryin? wut the fuck?
*grunger, in a flash of lightning, smashes fist into townies face*
Townie: i'm gonna get mi mum on u!
*townie runs away crying*
AHHH....HEAVEN...
by ..::T.. January 8, 2005
Get the Towniesmug. A person that tends to live in a council house. Often seen in groups of 10-20 for that bit of "Support". Never seen alone. Fails to pronounce 'H' and 'T' properly. Dropped out of school at 13. Kids by 15. The females wear enough self tan to turn orange, gold earrings to appear to be a prop out of Goldfinger. They also have their hair gelled back into a slick,tight bun...
The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?"
But then goes quiet upon a good reply.
All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?"
But then goes quiet upon a good reply.
All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
Townie1: "Oy! Look...itz wun o those Goffs"
Townie2: "Letz go get 'im"
*Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm*
Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?"
Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?"
Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
Townie2: "Letz go get 'im"
*Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm*
Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?"
Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?"
Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
by RunOfTheMill April 15, 2004
Get the Towniemug.