sub-crap

Level of worthless-ness below crap.

"Bjork's performance last night on SNL was sub-crap."

by Izzy_007 April 29, 2007

reading sub

a retard that falls on a exstention cord and hits the smart board, then yells at the class and becomes very salty

that person is a reading sub

by richard the bitcherd February 16, 2018

Sub-bitching

Sub-tweeting is the act of tweeting about somebody without actually saying its about them..
So sub-bitching is bitching about someone, trying to make it more generalized even though its clearly aimed at one person

For example;
Roqueesha: "Some people really don't know how to do their make-up."

Lily: "Is she talking bout me??"

Breezy: "Yeah she's clearly sub-bitching"

by Lil Mamas Baby Daddy May 8, 2014

sub to him

sub to him

"All we can do is sub to him"
- Slimecicle

by ApplePotatoCat July 31, 2020

Undercover Sub

n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.

The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.

Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!

by Dr. Josephus May 27, 2011

Tuna Sub

It means bust a nut. Bust a nut means ejaculate.

Hey dude, spell tuna sub backwards. HEEE HEE HEE

by Catlolax March 14, 2016

Sub Dump

A dump that acts like a submarine and dives deep, hence the name Sub Dump. Often mistaken for the Houdini Special because of one key difference; Sub Dumps make a sound when they hit the water, and the Houdini Special does not.

Also eco-friendly because if one achieves a Sub Dump, then one is not required to flush his or her toilet.

"Yo I took a Sub Dump today and my girlfriend found out"
"Why dude, didn't you flush?"
"I was tryin' to save money, damn! I didn't think my shit would float after fifteen minutes!"

by Ja Mama October 20, 2009