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Tip dip

When a (virgin) girl doesn't want to have intercourse, and the guy asks to insert "just the tip" of his penis.
No honey, i'm virgin!
Come one sweety, just a tip dip...
by apoff December 11, 2010
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tip & dip

The act of "forgetting" to pay the tip; also known as "skip the tip." Similar to dining and ditching, but done solely with tip. Most tip & dips take place during valet claims, or other prepaid services and feature quick getaways in hopes of skipping the shame that comes with not paying the tip.
carly: do you have enough money for the vallet tip?
erica: naw, let's just tip & dip!
by erieee December 21, 2009
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Tip Sickness

When then tip of the penis becomes red, inflamed , and sensitive to do overexposure with sandy bathing suit material.
"After that drunken weekend at the beach , i arrived home with a severe case of tip sickness"
by radAdam August 28, 2007
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tip the pizza guy

An action to do when getting a delivery of pizza. Generally the minimum is $2 or 15% of the order, but if you want consistent excellent service feel free to overtip, because drivers remember good customers. Conversely, if you want bad service don't tip, and wait for your pizza 1 hour +. Do not assume a delivery fee is given to the driver, since even if it is s/he may only recieve service wage ($2.23 in MA) or no mileage.
"16.75 for three pizzas."
"Here's a twenty, keep the change."
"Thank you!"
by Java-tan August 30, 2005
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Tip Slip

when the tip of a penis slip out of the bottom or the hole on your underwear
while peter was walking around the house he had a tip slip in front of his roommate
by Big Daddy J May 6, 2014
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tip kisser

One who sucks up to another, using the term to refer to the sucking up as kissing the tip of the penis.
Tim loves doing work for Scott...he's such a tip kisser.
by Agtek January 30, 2009
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tip jar

Noun. Usually an open cup or jar on the counter, near the register. Patrons can tip the staff by adding cash to the jar, instead of leaving cash on the table or on the bar. Restaurant and bar servers might split the pot each shift, so everyone gets a fair share of the tips.

Tip jars are also common in virtual worlds that require virtual money for certain activities. They can take any shape or appearance, because they just need to run a transactional script (just like a credit card swipe). Users touch or click the virtual object to "leave a tip", and the owner of the tip jar gets paid immediately. In Second Life, tip jars are often left where visitors are likely to make donations. They are not always placed by the owner of the parcel or even with their permission, so the presence of a tip jar can be very deceptive. If the land is free to build on, someone is gonna leave a tip jar there, sooner or later - and some sucker is gonna click on it for no good reason (literally giving money away).

Unlike virtual money, real tip jar cash is vulnerable to theft if left unattended. Patrons can skim a little off the top when no one is looking - or simply grab the money and run.
"I forgot to leave some money on the table."
"Don't worry about it. There's a tip jar."

"Rez your tip jar on the floor or somewhere beside you, don't attach it or wear it. Don't forget to take it back to your inventory before you logoff, otherwise the land owner will return it and it'll end up in the lost and found folder."

"Check it: tip jar..."
"Yeah, B, easy money!"
by criticalmass August 2, 2012
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