Tilting at Windmills

an English idiom which means attacking imaginary enemies, or fighting unwinnable or futile battles.

Father and daughter arguing over getting married.

Dad - "I won't allow it, do you get me?"

Daughter - "You're tilting at windmills, Phil."

by freund April 13, 2010

Robert Tilton

A famed preacher that comes on TV late at night, normally on paid advertising channels or WBtv/PAX tv. Got his fame by acting very exicted about "God."; Someone who is out to get your money for his/her own "fake-christ" benefit; Someone with bad gas.

Stop being a Robert Tilton and give me back my money!

Dude, your ass smells like Robert Tilton!

by kornfreak October 24, 2005

TiltedGerald

Synonym for huge penis. If your a tilted Gerald, you masterbate constantly. Your penis is always bleeding because you beat it so often

Wow your penis is so big! Are you a tiltedgerald?

by Fuck grexx October 18, 2020

That’s tilted

synonym for Lit
Used to describe something “crazy” or “random” in a cool way

Bro did you see that guy do a backflip in the park today?

Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”

by Bleeeeeebledeeep November 3, 2017

cartridge tilting

When you pull up on a N64 cartridge while playing without pulling it too much is cartridge tilting. Many things can happen. Note: It can be done by an emulator by loading a game you wont tilt, then load a game you do want to tilt. Same shit will happen. Sometimes, it will crash.
For example:

The sound will become staticy.

Glitch-like things will happen.

When cartridge tilting Goldeneye, the characters will turn into turning human balls (well not exactly).

When you cartridge tilt Yoshi Story in the beginning, the letters will change weirdly, and their eyes sometimes look like they're hypnotized.

by themuffinking December 31, 2008

Tilted

That feeling you get when ur playing the online MOBA "League of legends" and within the first five minute s of a game all 4 of your team members simultaneously kill themselves then blame you for not helping. (can be applied to real life)

Online : (you to a teammate)-"BRO WTF WHY THE FUCK R U FUCKING WALKING INTO THE ENEMY"

(teammate) - "sorry i was on ifunny, its only a game bro chill"

*ten minutes pass* ......

*teammates score is now 0/10/2

*"Player has disconnected"*

(You) - "Im tilted"

IRL: (Mom calls) - " HI sweaty your gonna have to mow the lawn and vacuum the carpet"

( you) - "sigh, ok ...."

( Mom) - " What did you just say?????????"

( you ) - "i said ok ......?"

( Mom) - "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?,,, EVERYDAY YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE FOR NO REASON?"

( You) - "But what d---"

( Mom)- " DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME OK. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND U HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE"

( YOU ) - " I---"

(Mom) - *Hangs up*

(You) - "...." *thinks to himself "Im TILTED"*

by Unlucky negro November 20, 2016

that’s a tilter

Whenever something bad happens to you or another person.

Something that tilts you and affects your mood in a negative way.

When your lecture has been moved from one location to the other, and now you’re going to be late.

“THAT’S A TILTER!”

by Johannes Dypperen October 27, 2017