by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006
Get the chip shovelsmug. When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.
by Captain Nipply February 26, 2009
Get the Shovel Dickmug. The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.
by TCJohnson March 7, 2009
Get the shovel readymug. A very ugly critter looks almost as it has been beaten in the face with a shovel continuously. Usually found terrorizing inncoent souls in her presence, resides in 629 horan hall. Do not attempt to make contact, it may seem harmless but the screech of its voice can make even the stongest man cry.
Sean:Hey Kara did you see that hidious girl yesterday?
Kara:Uhh yeah, she was a complete shovel face.
Kara:Uhh yeah, she was a complete shovel face.
by Ruskiez November 25, 2007
Get the shovel facemug. by Tripod36 August 1, 2008
Get the Shovel Dickmug. Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.
indicative of unprotected sex.
often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
indicative of unprotected sex.
often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.
Mate 1: gross
Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
Mate 1: gross
Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013
Get the cum shovelingmug. by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014
Get the shovel penismug.