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chip shovels

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.
"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."
by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006
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Shovel Dick

When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.
Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.
by Captain Nipply February 26, 2009
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shovel ready

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.
The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"
by TCJohnson March 7, 2009
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shovel face

A very ugly critter looks almost as it has been beaten in the face with a shovel continuously. Usually found terrorizing inncoent souls in her presence, resides in 629 horan hall. Do not attempt to make contact, it may seem harmless but the screech of its voice can make even the stongest man cry.
Sean:Hey Kara did you see that hidious girl yesterday?
Kara:Uhh yeah, she was a complete shovel face.
by Ruskiez November 25, 2007
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Shovel Dick

The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck
The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.
by Tripod36 August 1, 2008
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cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013
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shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.
Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.
by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014
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