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piss on a plate

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.
by T-Biz July 20, 2006
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Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
by Nettled October 10, 2003
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plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.
Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"
by Ricksen June 6, 2009
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Plates Of Fate

An extremely great Roblox game that got demolished by exploiters. It has since been (unofficially) remade by an amazing creator who actually gives a damn about the quality of their games.
In mid-2021, more than one year after the Plates of Fate remake was created, the original creator finally announced that he was shutting the game down because "It is something I am not proud of." He also said that he would be remaking it. But literally no one plays his remake because the game was already remade a year ago. "You Snooze, You Lose!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021
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blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.
I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.
by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017
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shirt-plate

A napkin you wear.
I was so hungry and was so tired, I used my shirt as a plate.
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!
by Hefernin November 29, 2009
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Hossing plate

My Girl: what are you doing right now?

Me: Hossing Plate

My Girl: what????

Me: ???
by Saggytit69 August 9, 2021
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