Sapp's Law

Internet law based on the observation that if a Republican and Democrat both do or say the exact same thing, the Republican will be trashed and the Democrat cheered

"Do you think that Hillary will be nailed for using Russian propaganda to try to win the election?"

No way- Sapp's Law applies

by Coyote1970 November 18, 2018

Wheaton's Law

Don't be a dick.

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?

by mediamonkey June 9, 2010

Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Law of Indolence

When one rewards themselves with an escape to their phone after completing a very minimal amount of work, with a minimal amount of effort.

Law of Indolence:
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

Bob's Law

A person that misquotes and makes up their own laws as they go.

My neighbor said I needed a permit to barbecue on my own property; I guess it's a new Bob's Law !

by karmagotcha June 3, 2018

dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.

I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.

by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018

Skilling's Law

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009