Tell about yourself

The phrase used in a girl’s dating profile if she lacks the ability to create a decent bio about herself.
McKeighlee’s dating profile contained no information about herself other than the phrase, “tell about yourself.”
by T$Bop November 09, 2020
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Tell her twice

When a woman may not have heard you the first time (or didn't listen) and you're forced to repeat yourself, often resulting in two black eyes.
So this bitch was acting up last night so I had to tell her twice
by Jony_Pony April 03, 2009
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what you tell?!

What you tell it's like :
"oh, really?"
or
"no, you are kidding me!"

it's an original phrase by me!
my friend : "Dude, she has really big boobs...you've never seen boobs like that!"
me : "What You Tell??!?!?!"
by sagi March 17, 2005
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tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!
"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"
by Krkič December 11, 2019
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you're telling the story

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.
Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.
by Hvaccess January 11, 2016
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Tell Your DISH

(1)D.I.S.H. is and acronym for Dad I Said Hi.

Therefore you get, Tell your dish.

Tell your dad i said hi.

(2) Dish meaning secrets.

Used for gossping.
(1)
Girl 1: "Hey tell your dish!"

Girl 2: "What?!"

Girl 1: "Tell your dad I said hi!"

(2)
Girl 1: "Tell your dish on the new girl!"

Girl 2: "I heard she was fired for beating her boss up!"
by MahalBlue May 13, 2009
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go tell the birds

Done listening to someone, go on somewhere else
You keep talking but I'm not listening, go tell the birds
by Nothotties August 17, 2014
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