Teeve

A dishonest and untrustworthy person; possibly stingy too.

Nick: Where did my sandwich go????
Garreth:Oh right, I are it.
Nick: You're such a fucking teeve

by Hurricane Harvey September 6, 2004

Teef

A teef is an extreme version of a petty thief. If someone "teefs" something they took without consent but it is so little that the victim wouldn't care about the loss.

Guy 1: Where'd you get that pen from man, it's tiny!

Guy 2: I teef'd it from Argos

by Baggaz March 16, 2009

TeeHee Girl

Any highly skilled entity capable of covering its mouth and any mouths of other entities in its proximity via hinderment with its limbs in supreme succession due to its overwhelming timidness of sound frequencies directed at it.

Advice: Avoid at all cost.

Do not go in there! That room is full of teehee girls!

by Colby Chan July 27, 2008

Teefises

A word used to describe one's teeth, in a serious manner, by a generally uneducated person. Usually refereed to in a quantity of 45.

Is also used by well educated cosmetology students, in a not so serious manner, when referring to the teeth, smile, mouth, eating, etc.

I'm freakin starving. I'm gonna eat this in 5 seconds with all 45 of my teefises.

by Disgustipat3d July 20, 2011

Teeter Twatter

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.

"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"

by whutthe June 27, 2009

Teeneh

Nornerd who sounds like a robot

teeneh is an alcoholic robot

by eb0La June 22, 2009

teepee trash

Offensive term used for Native Americans. Parody of the term "Trailer Trash".

Ben: Look at that drunk Indian.
Robert: Yeah, he is such Teepee Trash.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014