swimming tim

A drink, specifically a shot containing the semen and sperm of a man named Tim.

Trixie: Hi, my name is Trixie.
Tim: Cool, can I make you a swimmin' Tim?

by a bud February 17, 2005

Gutter Swimming

changing your clocks for day light savings time

At midnight everyone in the house was gutter swimming in a hurry.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

caddy swim

The phrase Caddy swim is term increasingly used in the job place to refer to meetings held with the chief executive of an organization and subordinate employees to give employees the illusion of sharing in the organization’s power structure. The term is derived from the 1980 U.S. comedy film Caddyshack (directed by Harold Ramis and written by Brian Doyle-Murray, Ramis and Douglas Kenney) where class distinction at the Bushwood Country Club between the caddies and the members of the club is underscored by the annual “Caddy Swim” – an awkward employee incentive event where caddies were allowed to swim the club’s pool for 15 minutes. In the film, the event is depicted as a free for all of uncouth young adults participating in activities considered boorish to the elite club members.

The boss called a meeting to boost morale, but it really was just a caddy swim to make us feel important.

by Bill Pickering September 25, 2007

Ball Swimming

When a guy stretches his balls over a woman's eyes, giving the appearance of swimming goggles - Michael Phelps style.

Tonight baby, you and I are gonna go ball swimming.

by Joefus' Roomate October 24, 2008

quim swim

The act of going down on a female who is known to get particularly wet when being orally stimulated.

i'm shagging Wendy tonight. She's a squirter! Bit of a quim swim before I fuck her.

by bigbadscot November 28, 2016

niggas swim

Another way of saying “it is what it is” exempt from people who cannot say the n-word.

Friend 1: “Did you see Jamal’s hairline?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, it’s pretty bad.”
Friend 1: “Niggas swim I guess.”

by eatsomemeals July 4, 2019

Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item

Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”

by Gubinatior42069 August 30, 2019