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A type of sweater worn specifically by professional grade school teachers, who exhibit high levels of authoritarianism. The sweater itself is usually wool, cotton, or a combination of wool and cotton, and it typically is designed with horizontal stripes. Color scheme is ususally shades of blue, with white or black accents to punctuate one's level of professionalism and real worldism. A teaching sweater is not meant to be worn outside of the classroom, and the wearer should be careful to not be seen wearing it in highly populated, dense college towns that are high in bar and club stock. Wearage of such garb in these places ususally leads to embarassment for everyone involved.
Upon examination of of the exuberant grade school teacher's teaching sweater, a gaggle of Penn State frat boys proceeded to excessively hate crime him until the police arrived.
by Dan Himself July 27, 2006
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"How can you tell?"
"You can tell by his oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweater that is most commonly worn by stoners. His stoner sweater."
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"You can tell by his oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweater that is most commonly worn by stoners. His stoner sweater."
by trinady August 19, 2011
Get the Stoner Sweater mug.a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.
Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"
Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006
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Get the swoester mug.when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection
guy one: oh shit man
guy two: what?
guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
guy two: what?
guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
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