Sweaty Palm Day

A day in which you do nothing besides masturbate and play video games, hence by the end of the day your palms are very sweaty.

John: You wanna smoke a coupla blunts tomorrow?
Jake: Nah. Imma have an old fashined Sweaty Palm Day.

by iamsoiam February 14, 2010

Swifty

A girl who is completely obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift. Usually a little bit lesbian towards her, and would give anything to meet her and be like her. Supports her 100% and loves her an unhealthy amount.

Shut up, I'm a swifty.

by lolIDEK October 25, 2010

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

by george January 20, 2005

Sweaty Ambulance

Known as the perenium, it is the piece of skin between a mans ballsack and arsehole. Also known as a gooch

I would like you to chew on my sweaty ambulance.

Shaun said to Brett "My sweaty ambulance is chafing"

by Pascal Zeebaboola October 27, 2008

Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009

sweaty mary

This is a fetish which involves individuals licking the sweat out of others' armpits. Participants usually engage in physically demanding sex before having a sweaty mary. It is uncommon for a female to do this to another female. If a male is getting a sweaty mary done to him and he is skinny, he may hold his body in a position to force his armpits into a bowl shape.

Girl 1: Your semen tastes funny, I want a sweaty mary
Guy 1: Im really sweaty so you can give it to me.
Guy 2: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 3: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 4: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 5: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Girl 2: Tasty!

by Kinky Kong IIX August 1, 2009

Sweaty Neck

A person who typically excretes a sensible amount of moisture from the pores of the skin

This Term was founded by Sam Turner

Amanda p: "Hi guys !!!"
Brian F and Alan P " Yo Amanda why youu gotta SWEATY NECK"

by FAAAAA STUFFED November 26, 2010