Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.

Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.

by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

by Biscuits July 3, 2006

Slinger

A Slinger is characterized by a love of freedom and flexibility, outside the strict, societal confines of long-term cable contracts and high monthly bills. When looking to kick back and be comfortable, a Slinger partakes in the activity known as Slinging. Slinging can occur at home with a significant other, or in a community of like-minded Slinging
enthusiasts at what’s known colloquially as a “Slingers Party.”

"Hey man, you know your friend Stacy...do you think she's a Slinger?"

"Yeah, she hates commitment and paying too much for cable. She's been Slinging since 2015."

by hyers May 8, 2018

slingblade

One of the finest movies ever! Billy bob played one of his most tear-jearking, realistic, and well act... you know what, forget it. he played an unschooled hick, and he did it well.

I likes me some french fried potatoes, mmm hmmm.

by Columbia August 25, 2005

spidey sling

when porking a female in the canine position, imminent to ejaculation the male extracts his member and continues to beat with his hand until climax, at which point the man cream is intercepted by the male hand. once in place the semen is slung spiderman-esque towards the female rear whilst calling "go web" using correct handular movement one can re-create being spiderman in the comfort of ones own boudoir.

"spidey sense tingling... ...GO WEB..WOOPOW"

"hey Beeatch, take my spidey sling"

by The green goblin April 30, 2006

sling

The act of selling drugs, while trying to avoid being labeled as a dealer.

Mark: Nice scale man, do you deal?
John: Nah, I'm just slingin

by kpq April 15, 2008

Strawberry Slinger

When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.

Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn't do the dishes.

by Monica February 24, 2005