Got the short straw

Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.

Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.

by kahramanj August 6, 2019

sugar straw

Rolled-up dollar bill with telltale white coke residue.

Nearly every 20-dollar bill in Las Vegas has cocaine residue on it. This is because they have been used to pay for coke and/or rolled into a sugar straw.

by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

Pink Straw

You begin by pink socking a woman. You then proceed to kill her (in a discrete way, getting caught for homicide really sucks). You wait two weeks after the woman is buried and dig her up. You seal off her vagina by means of a cork or some other makeshift sealant, and proceed to mung her, drinking/eating through the pink sock. This serves as a more efficient process of munging.

Speaker #1:
"Oh man, i cant believe anna let john pink sock her."
Speaker #2:
"Yea dude, did you hear she died a couple days ago?"
Speaker #1:
"Oh SHIT! hes probably going to mung her then!"
Speaker #2:
"Man oh man, he is in the perfect position to pink straw that bitch!"

by clitnugget69 January 18, 2010

Party Straw

The Straw used in the act of Felching/Shrimping.

"Hey Joe, come take a hit out of this 6 foot Party Straw!"

"Let's All Go Balls Deep With A Party Straw!"

by agr33n3rfilm February 22, 2005

the straw king

A highly trained, bilingual secret agent man made entirely of straw. Trained extensively in the field of extreme weather survival, covert operation, explosive weapon disarmament, long range sharpshooting, jungle survival, high speed precision driving, and witty comeback responses. The only way to appease this killing machine is to pay your respects to him by kissing him on the cheek. If due respect is not paid in full, upon time of arrival, you may find him at the foot of your bed at night...waiting to drag your soul to the underworld. Yeah, he specializes in that too.

Broccoli Rob must repay his respect to the straw king soon, or risk being flayed.

by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011

Short straw

A particularly inept student-teacher or teaching assistant; a reference to "drawing the short straw."

Wow, Toby is definitely a short straw. I can't wait until he leaves!

by Golf Delta Delta March 16, 2009

Cocoa straw

hoover coke out of someone's asshole

He did a cocoa straw on that hooker last night.

by BXX January 10, 2014