Salty Straw 

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.

“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”

Salty Straw by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020

Tongue Straw 

Tongue flex in where you roll up your tongue and suck various liquids.

“Hey Mitchell can I have a drink of your cucumber water?”

“No Elizabeth!”
“But I’ll use my tongue straw!”

Tongue Straw by Moesephus January 7, 2022

Got the short straw 

Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.

Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.

Got the short straw by kahramanj August 6, 2019

sugar straw 

Rolled-up dollar bill with telltale white coke residue.

Nearly every 20-dollar bill in Las Vegas has cocaine residue on it. This is because they have been used to pay for coke and/or rolled into a sugar straw.

sugar straw by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

Pink Straw

You begin by pink socking a woman. You then proceed to kill her (in a discrete way, getting caught for homicide really sucks). You wait two weeks after the woman is buried and dig her up. You seal off her vagina by means of a cork or some other makeshift sealant, and proceed to mung her, drinking/eating through the pink sock. This serves as a more efficient process of munging.

Speaker #1:
"Oh man, i cant believe anna let john pink sock her."
Speaker #2:
"Yea dude, did you hear she died a couple days ago?"
Speaker #1:
"Oh SHIT! hes probably going to mung her then!"
Speaker #2:
"Man oh man, he is in the perfect position to pink straw that bitch!"

Pink Straw by clitnugget69 January 18, 2010

Party Straw

The Straw used in the act of Felching/Shrimping.

"Hey Joe, come take a hit out of this 6 foot Party Straw!"

"Let's All Go Balls Deep With A Party Straw!"

Party Straw by agr33n3rfilm February 22, 2005

the straw king

A highly trained, bilingual secret agent man made entirely of straw. Trained extensively in the field of extreme weather survival, covert operation, explosive weapon disarmament, long range sharpshooting, jungle survival, high speed precision driving, and witty comeback responses. The only way to appease this killing machine is to pay your respects to him by kissing him on the cheek. If due respect is not paid in full, upon time of arrival, you may find him at the foot of your bed at night...waiting to drag your soul to the underworld. Yeah, he specializes in that too.

Broccoli Rob must repay his respect to the straw king soon, or risk being flayed.

the straw king by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011