cock strangle

Lots of fun for friends and family. A cock strangle is when a person or thing squeezes your penis in a pleasuring way.

Yeah that kid Tyrone, is a fucking cock strangler that gay motherfucker.

by Alchestbreach November 13, 2016

strangler

synonym for cigarettes. must be used in conjunction with the word "choker"

"hey slim? you chokin' back a strangler? i'll join you"

by jacques macmegalodon December 18, 2005

Italian Stranglehold

The monopoly that the Italian Cardinals had on the Papacy of the Roman Catholic Church, most lately from 1523 to 1978. Essentially minority control of an international entity for that minority's personal gain; "a government of the Italians, by the Italians, and for the Italians." This situation has also led to Italian control of the central bureaucracy (the Curia) that persists to this day. For the most part, the Italian Cardinals feel "Vastly Entitled" to this unique status; however the rest of the Cardinals seem to think otherwise, and have consistently elected non-Italian Popes since 1978. The last two Popes have let the Curia "do its own thing" (John Paul II never really understood it and ignored it, and Benedict XVI was more concerned with the trappings of power such as the color of his own shoes and obscure scholarly pursuits than with actually leading the Church).

The Italian Stranglehold led to much corruption in the Roman Catholic Church.

by Former Wyeth Again May 3, 2013

wrangler strangler

A retarded breed of human that fucks horses, sheep, and/or cows and lives in the country. Usually seen wearing deniem pants that cut iff his or her circulation at the ankles. Thus making thier ass look huge and ugly.

"Hey dude, look at that wrangler strangler!"
"Damn, he is a wrangler starngler!"

by smellyeyes September 14, 2007

Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

stranglemouse

A young woman of mousy demeanor who unexpectedly enjoys asphyxiation during coitus.

How was your date with that librarian last night? Turned out she was a stranglemouse, so I had to get a plastic bag for her head.

by saint242 December 8, 2010

stranglesfaction

feeling relieved/rewarded for work not necessarily honestly earned but worthy of compensation.

"Dude, working for that old bird was a bunch of shit, but after she gave me some rails, it was worth the STRANGLESFACTION."

by that guy, not me December 30, 2011