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cunt-spastic

Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
by DampDavy April 24, 2020
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El Spastico

1) A match between two absolutely diabolical football clubs
2) Ipswich Town vs Norwich City
We’re just 10 minutes away from kick off here at Carrow Road for today’s El Spastico between Norwich and Ipswich for 17th place in the Championship table
by fox biscuits April 9, 2022
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james is a spastica who loves men.
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its pretty much just for kids named

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Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!
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why wendius! would you look at that spastic asian dinosaur!
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What is with the staticity of my hair today?
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